14 April 2009

IT ain't So Funny

Other pleasant - if dangerous - ways to kill time are:

1. See how much you can disturb the passenger ahead when you hurl your overcoat into the rack above you. Knocking off his hat counts three points; his glasses, five.

2. Count how many times you can leave the door open on a very cold day.

3. Study what to do every time the railroad files a new "rate schedule." (Draw up a petition of protest, circulate it through the car, from a protective committee - then pay the higher fare.)




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